Very much a turn on. I'm imagining being corrected for a job not so well done, maybe in front of (or within earshot) of a third party. Wow. Very hot.

So, it seems like your desire is to maximize anonymity. The two points of identification are at the point of purchase and at the point of delivery. The former is taken care of if you make the purchase with a visa gift card that you buy with cash at your local drug store. The second you can ...