I have to agree with a previous poster that "Cum in Pants?" (http://www.milovana.com/webteases/showf ... p?id=20672) is my favorite tease (as I sit here with my shorts full of cum at the moment) The others are enjoyable, but do not seem to live up to that one.

i am 4" hard
(i put 3 ice cubes in ass)
The strangest place I've had sex was in an adult book store video booth.
I went 1 year with no sex - i was too busy with work
(I came in my underwear & am wearing them)
my cum was the first i tasted
(drank a glass of my piss)
I edged with my left hand