1. What's grey and comes in buckets? An elephant.

2. Sub-Mistress dialog:
Sub: "Mistress - what's the difference between kinky and perverted?"
Mistress: "Kinky is when I tickle your anus with a feather. Perverted is when I stick the whole chicken up your arse!"

great post.

i've finally a free evening. What should I choose? Break the record on number of orgasms in 6 hours, or break the record for number of edges?
Suggesstions?