PS: Seems that Dan is in a lot of trouble and Miss Jay is having a lot of fun. :-P She's probablly had him tied down for ages palming him and now she needs to take him to hospitle for friction burns. :\'-( :-O :lol: d. Except from me and birdman, did anyone else edged? Miss Jay will be angry with t...

MistressD wrote:

coconuts wrote:
I've heard about calluses on your palms but after an hour of palming....oooo thats gotta be sore

Better hope the callouses are just on your palms!

After just reading today's Cyanide&Happiness I gotta say that we're all very lucky with the tasks Miss Jay has given us on this day (so far):



Thanks a lot, Miss Jay!

Managed to do five minutes of this. When I don't have directions I never go through with this for even a few minutes, it's terribly frustrating. Feels like you're close to an edge all the time, but not quite there.

slave alexander wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NiKSzWPVzw

maybe this will cheer you up!!

Very, uh, cheerful, yeah.

First round: exactly 8 minutes.

Second round: Struggled really hard to make it to 5:15.

Fail. Sorry.

Thanks for answering, and hi.

I'm off to my second round now, gonna be hard to beat my time from the first round like that, probably not possible - but I'll do my best.

Hello, Ms Jay, I've been a member of this site for quite a while, and I've been reading your posts with excitement, so now I thought it was about time I participated. I'm a 25-year-old guy from Germany - it's polite to introduce oneself just a little, right? As to the first task: can anyone tell me ...

Mocking an accent is by default racist?

The wealth of information on yourself and the amount of thought you put into posting this would make me really excited about taking you up on your offer if I were female. Sadly I'm not.

How about a male mistress? ~

dannywanker wrote:

JD wrote:The person who called danny a troll was completely off base.

Can you read? Ok, I'm done with this since it's just pointlessly annoying me and I'm not even really a part of this community, so I should have stayed out of this all along.

How about trying to chill out a bit and having a look if maybe there are things in the way you post that create a negative reaction, and how about trying not to react in such an aggressive manner if people point that out? Then how about addresing the original post about ,,TRolls?? Get real,Mister V...

In response to being called a troll, you spouted "numbnuts. mother fucker cretinoid asshole. asshole. cretinoid. mother fucker. you are impotent, limp dick. get to the cemetery. leave this site. asshole. cretinoid. your humble opinion sucks" I'd say you have a problem. :lol: I also SAY yo...

Just saying that I think it's a good idea as well. Thought about that several times, just never thought of making a thread.