les wrote:

                   You could try sitting on Rice, or Dried Beans.

Practical, inexpensive, and it won't leave my seat smelling of medicinal cream -- thank you! That's a great suggestion, and I can't wait to try it out.

It's pretty embarrassing to write about this while sober, so I'll jump right in: I often fantasize about being spanked, and get a thrill from having a warmed bottom. Unfortunately I live in a tiny apartment and I'm highly self-conscious about noise. :blush: I'm wondering if anyone knows of any quiet...

Les, Thank you for the reply, and I'll definitely think about your advice. To be sure, after a month I'd be used to shaving, but - to be frank - I don't see the pluses in it. Jangly nerves aside, I'm fairly laid back when it comes to personal grooming. I'm no slob, but having to continually maintain...

Hi – long-time lurker, first-time poster. This being my first, let say thank you for all the sexy, and sexily humiliating, teases. By way of introduction, let me share a facepalm-worthy episode from yesterday. Some sympathy would be nice, but I do hope you get a chuckle from my idiocy. So, feeling a...