My penis is 3 inches when hard, is this small?
Conversation 1
Stranger 1: Yes, 3 inches is really small
Stranger 2: very
Stranger 1: But it could be worse
Stranger 1: It could be 1 inch
Stranger 2: you will never get a girlfriend
Conversation 2
Stranger 2: yeah, it´s small
Stranger 1: freak ...