Stranger 1: no shit
Stranger 1: !!!!!!
Stranger 2: yap, that's pathetic

Stranger 1: awe that's adorable
Stranger 2: you have a small dick.
Stranger 1: I bet you are masturbating right now
Stranger 2: feel ashamed
Stranger 1: you should be wearing a bra and panties, because you have a cunt, not a ...