What in the hell are we doing with our lives?

Yes, the punishment for messing up on a section was pretty rough! But also, it was a nice touch - made the experience feel more interactive, made me more nervous. I ended up doing almost everything twice!

DomTanya, it's nice to see you writing a tease again. That was a great one. I don't think I've ...

Also no "vendetta" here - if anything I should say Diver1 is the one pursuing some kind of silly rivalry here - s/he wrote the tease, remember! :rolleyes:

Also, commenter, please remember that this tease features a bit about me being pissed on. I think that's a little more offensive than my handful ...

Battletoads is cool.

That is all.

In all seriousness, you have a point.
I've never written a tease and I can appreciate that you have written several, and thereby done this site a favour several times over. So fair play.

I think there's a good chance you're lying about your gender, which I think is unfair because some people may be ...

You have such a sexy way with words.

Now I may be an overweight loser, but that's going too far!

Hang on a sec Diver - is there a prize for guessing right?

--After reading--

Well, that was very silly. xD


I'm happy to report that no, that's not me in the pictures. My penis is much smaller.

I thought it was a decent webtease, apart from the last two doors which creeped me out, but each to their own. Slightly offended, but not much. Certainly don't ...

I just now saw this. Just opened it up, haven't read it yet. So far I'm... flattered. :-P

You ever have one of those moments when you realise that your life has developed in a way you never intended? I'm about to read a webtease all about how that one time I yelled at an amateur pornography writer ...

But isn't Jana actually Decker? So surely that doesn't count.

I don't particularly care if 'she' writes more teases or not. I don't like being lied to, and I like watching other people falling for a lie slightly less.

I felt the need to point out that this author's claims to 'real pictures' are 'fantasy' (i.e. false for unknown reasons), and to make this ...

Oh, well, if you're aware that periods are unpleasant you must be a woman! That's priviledged information.

Also Diver1, I took a look through the teases and I see that you have a different face in every one of the ones you claim is real. No two teases have the same girl. Surgery, or...?

Diver1 wrote:Is that really you in that Avatar picture?

Loose the top button geek

No, it's not me. There's potential here for a joke about fake photos of outselves, but I'm not witty enough to make that happen.

Diver1 wrote:I'm never going to prove who I am or what I am.

I think ya just did, friend.

That is a good point - some of them are good teases. Well more like stories than actual interactive teases, but sure.