Those cats are so cute. I have one of my own. He's a brat but I love him to death. I'd take a bullet for him.

I'm happy because I recently got a promotion at work and found out I passed my first section of the CPA exam on the same day. I am sitting for my second part of the exam in a couple days and I feel good about it. In just a few short months I could be a CPA. So life is good.

I think the fantasy of humiliating yourself is fine, but to actually give her money would be foolish.

Whenever I get horny and think of doing something I ordinarily wouldn't do if I wasn't horny, I jerk off real quick. Then that urge is gone and I'm glad I didn't do the foolish thing.

You are ...

MisterFox,

You must jerk off to the edge five times, with a THREE minute break between each edge. During these three minutes, you must completely relax and allow your cock to begin going limp.

After you fifth edge, put your cock away and don't touch it for at least 12 hours. After at least 12 ...

Michelle, I think you should forget all this and get your favorite vibrator and go to town until you have an absolutely mind-blowing orgasm!

The obvious advice is to blow your load and be productive.