The seventh installment of a monthly series designed to turn you into the slutty little whore of your dreams. This month, we cake your face with layers of girly paint!

Lauren takes you back to where it all began, but closure isn't what she has in mind. (The "lube" in this tease is fantasy and shouldn't be considered part of the instructions)

You already know you masturbate too much, you need to go on a supervised masturbation diet.