life as MirandaKerr's slave/pet/plaything/he-quadruped, as she has fun with RealMen who fight over her in their lust for her, while you her docile chaste pet, kneel at her feet, to keep her Uggs clean
dig if you will the picture - being left chained outside a shopping mall at 8am
something that could actually happen on real life - well I can wish! Plus a hopeful punt of my own