World Record Unofficial attempt
Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 6:20 pm
I don't post a lot but I thought this would make you laugh or at least amuse you for a bit :):
So there I was on this saturday morning with nothing to do and all alone in the house. I wanted to give myself something to do and the obvious choice was to watch porn. After wanking for an hour or so I thought, "I've been going for a while now, there has to be a record in this". So I tried searching the net for a record in masturbating and there is one! 10 hours and 10 minutes by Sonny Nash.
I thought, this is a lot, but it's worth trying. Even though it's not an official attempt, I just wanted to know if I could do it. So I calculated my starting time, 11:30 AM and started my journey.
The start was pretty good, I watched the spellbound series which is an absolute masterpiece (had to mention it) and the time was ticking by pretty fast. Then I walked into an unforseen problem in my impulsive action I didn't make any food whatsover and I was getting pretty hungry around the 3rd part.
Good thing nobody was home as most students go home in the weekend. So I went into the kitchen with my dick still in my hand. I edged. Then grabbed a plate, edged again etc. Finally I had enough food and drink to get trough the day.
After about 3.5 hours my pc muscle started to feel pretty sore, just like my skin but it wasn't that bad. I made sure I had a good supply of porn at all times so there would be no chance of getting soft.
Things were going pretty well, the soreness wasn't to bad and I was going into my 5th hour already. My skin started to swell up a bit but it didn't hurt so I went on. I tied myself to the chair and stuff like that to keep myself excited.
However, after 6 hours and 35 minutes, I went a bit to far. Cum started to spurt up on my lap and my chest and I knew I lost.
Then the "fun" part started. My penis started to swell up pretty bad. I have had this before so I didn't care to much. After about 2 hours it kept on swelling. It's circumference is about 15-16 cm now and it's about 17 cm while flacid. That's about 1 cm smaller than when it's erect. It looks rediculous! :p nothing bad though, (trust me I'm a doctor).
It'll probably take a while for my next attempt but I'm determined. I'll deny myself for a longer period and make a better preparation. Hell, if I make it I might even try a serious attempt haha.
Thought you'd find this funny and I hope it'll make you think twice before attempting it :)
Kind regards,
Ypslave
So there I was on this saturday morning with nothing to do and all alone in the house. I wanted to give myself something to do and the obvious choice was to watch porn. After wanking for an hour or so I thought, "I've been going for a while now, there has to be a record in this". So I tried searching the net for a record in masturbating and there is one! 10 hours and 10 minutes by Sonny Nash.
I thought, this is a lot, but it's worth trying. Even though it's not an official attempt, I just wanted to know if I could do it. So I calculated my starting time, 11:30 AM and started my journey.
The start was pretty good, I watched the spellbound series which is an absolute masterpiece (had to mention it) and the time was ticking by pretty fast. Then I walked into an unforseen problem in my impulsive action I didn't make any food whatsover and I was getting pretty hungry around the 3rd part.
Good thing nobody was home as most students go home in the weekend. So I went into the kitchen with my dick still in my hand. I edged. Then grabbed a plate, edged again etc. Finally I had enough food and drink to get trough the day.
After about 3.5 hours my pc muscle started to feel pretty sore, just like my skin but it wasn't that bad. I made sure I had a good supply of porn at all times so there would be no chance of getting soft.
Things were going pretty well, the soreness wasn't to bad and I was going into my 5th hour already. My skin started to swell up a bit but it didn't hurt so I went on. I tied myself to the chair and stuff like that to keep myself excited.
However, after 6 hours and 35 minutes, I went a bit to far. Cum started to spurt up on my lap and my chest and I knew I lost.
Then the "fun" part started. My penis started to swell up pretty bad. I have had this before so I didn't care to much. After about 2 hours it kept on swelling. It's circumference is about 15-16 cm now and it's about 17 cm while flacid. That's about 1 cm smaller than when it's erect. It looks rediculous! :p nothing bad though, (trust me I'm a doctor).
It'll probably take a while for my next attempt but I'm determined. I'll deny myself for a longer period and make a better preparation. Hell, if I make it I might even try a serious attempt haha.
Thought you'd find this funny and I hope it'll make you think twice before attempting it :)
Kind regards,
Ypslave
), but before that I used to be able to pop at least every 15 minutes for quite a while - but still, 83 is outright crazy - no way I could compete with that without destroying myself in one or more ways.
