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Translations for forum speak
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 11:07 am
by coconuts
I just thought it might be fun to post a few well used phrases that appear on Milovana's forums, which clearly mean something different to what is actually posted....
For example
"Miss Jay, may I PM you please" means "Oops I came and need to confess"
"Please may I be unlocked" means "I am sitting here with my cock in my hand but am feeling a bit guilty"
Any other ones guys?
Re: Translations for forum speak
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 11:11 am
by Dan
statement: "I hope you had a nice day Miss Jay"
meaning: "I hope you're in a really good mood so your pets might be allowed playtime!"
Re: Translations for forum speak
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 11:16 am
by coconuts
Statement: "I've been a really good pet"
Meaning: "I've not had a shag in weeks"
Statement: "please don't use the large POI"
Meaning "please use the large POI"
Re: Translations for forum speak
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 12:12 pm
by birdman284
coconuts wrote:Statement: "please don't use the large POI"
Meaning "please use the large POI"
Whoa! Careful there coconuts...
When I say that to my Mistress I do really mean "please
don't use the large POI!"
Anyone out there who has experienced them can probably confirm that!
All the other translations seem to be right on target though
Re: Translations for forum speak
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 1:20 pm
by coconuts
I detect genuine fear in your voice there Birdman
Do they really hurt that much?
Re: Translations for forum speak
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:34 pm
by Little Miss Jay
Good thread Coconuts! Now I know what you guys are really thinking!
Little Miss Jay x
Re: Translations for forum speak
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:41 pm
by Dan
coconuts wrote:
Do they really hurt that much?
Short answer:
YES.
Re: Translations for forum speak
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:44 pm
by dix
coconuts wrote:
Do they really hurt that much?
I think the translation of that is "I should probablly buy some and find out!"
dix.
Re: Translations for forum speak
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:54 pm
by birdman284
Dan wrote:coconuts wrote:
Do they really hurt that much?
Short answer:
YES.
Being teased while wearing the long POI was more painful than the time I got shot in the leg... (hunting accident - not some sort of really extreme BDSM experiment)
Re: Translations for forum speak
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:57 pm
by Dan
birdman284 wrote:more painful than the time I got shot in the leg... (hunting accident - not some sort of really extreme BDSM experiment)
well you know what they say - whatever floats your boat!
Re: Translations for forum speak
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 3:08 pm
by coconuts
Little Miss Jay wrote:Good thread Coconuts! Now I know what you guys are really thinking!
Little Miss Jay x
Translation = I can't wait to use these against you all for my fun
Re: Translations for forum speak
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 5:46 pm
by slave alexander
Re: Translations for forum speak
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:54 pm
by coconuts
Translation = I wonder how I can turn this thread to cricket
Re: Translations for forum speak
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:08 pm
by Dan
haha!
Re: Translations for forum speak
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 8:37 pm
by Little Miss Jay
coconuts wrote:Little Miss Jay wrote:Good thread Coconuts! Now I know what you guys are really thinking!
Little Miss Jay x
Translation = I can't wait to use these against you all for my fun
Your translation is correct!
Little Miss Jay x
