Convince me.
Beg.
Grovel.
What are you willing to do to prove it to me?
Icy hot on your balls?
Clothespins on your nipples?
Telling a pretty girl that you like to be teased and denied?
Well, come up with something creative.
Look deep into your soul.
If im not convinced, you will be locked up, and if I have to lock you up, lord knows how long it would be before I let you out again.