Oh wait a minute!! I recognise you - Holy shit!! You are the guy that totally knocked back Emily Black when she asked you to the prom- in front of everyone!! What was it you called her?? "A flat-chested skanky little geek?".
Oh God, that was so funny, most of the cheerleading squad thought that was hilarious, she is so ugly!! Only company she's going to get tonight will be Ann Summer's finest. *giggles*
Hey, come to think if it though, I wouldn't like to think you were mean to all girls— especially hot ones like me- I'm kinda "demanding" if you know what I mean - I like a man to know his place around me— you couldn't em- just bend down there and give my feet a little massage could you? They are sore from all the dancing.