"Now," they teased, lining up for his inspection, "Tell us who is who, and the first name you get right is the one you can fuck first!"
Tom knew it was hopeless, but as he looked at their beautiful legs, he thought it wouldn't hurt to try. He tried to remember the order in which I had introduced them, thinking that perhaps I knew who was who, but it was hopeless. His mind couldn't concentrate on dredging up the memory of what I had said, and in any case he just wanted to fuck!
So he tried: "Let's see, you're Linda, you're Lovely, and you're Beth."
"No!" they chorused when he was done, and one continued: "those aren't even our names! Our names start with 'M': Melinda, Melody, and Marybeth!"
Tom apologized, saying he was too distracted.