Boomshine Edge Game
So how did you do? Did you remember to edge for me, every time you attempted the level? If so, good. If not, then smack your face hard 30 times for me now before you continue.
Of course, if you had to play this level multiple times, your punishment is detailed below.
Completed in 1 try: Good job! You may continue.
Completed in 2 tries: Hmm... still getting the hang of it? Slap your face hard 3 times and continue.
Completed in 3 tries: You're not doing well. Slap your face hard 5 times, edge once and continue.
Completed in 4 tries: Are you failing on purpose? Slap your face hard 10 times, edge once, and continue.
Completed in 5 or more tries: Tsk, tsk... you really aren't trying. Slap your face hard 20 times and edge twice more before you continue.