AHHH!! Feeling the strapon rub against my clit always makes me cum SO hard...
Okay, I think we have time for foreplay now!
First, shove the dildo all the way into your ass. ((( If it's inflatable, pump it six more times. If it can vibrate, turn the vibration on as high as it goes! )))
Take any toys off your nipples. Remember that candle we lit? I'll bet there's a lot of wax built up now! Pick it up and cover both your nipples completely. And, do take a picture for posterity afterwards, dear.