Punishment for Cumming Without Permission
God, I love torturing a man's balls. All the testosterone in the world can't save you now, bitch!
Take a shoelace and tie it around the base of your balls. Loop it a couple of times, so they extend out a little! Don't forget the photo! Don't worry: this won't damage your family jewels. It'll just hurt a fuck of a lot!
Now, put a bunch of ice cubes in the bowl of water. Find something to lift the bowl up under you (like some books). I want your balls constantly submerged in that ice water as you kneel!
Before you kneel and douse your balls, we're gonna give them a reason to need some numbing relief. Sit in your chair and put your heels up on your desk, so you're completely exposed to me. Now, hold the ruler up over your balls and use your other hand to stretch it backwards. Cringing yet?
Give yourself 25 snaps for every orgasm you've had in the past month!
What? You "don't know"? DON'T KNOW? Then whip your fucking balls until you're SOBBING, you pathetic little cumslut!
NO TOUCHING YOUR BALLS. Once you're done, just kneel and lower them into that freezing cold ice water!