Kicking the habit

Kicking the habit by bloatedballs

My girlfriend and I had really been arguing a lot. Every night she
was always giving me a hard time about how much beer I drank, and in
general, she pursued every avenue to make my life miserable. Finally
after a few months of this nonstop nonsense, things reached a head and
I told her I would give up beer when she stopped smoking, (a habit
that consumes two packs a day).