Squeeze your penis at the base and milk out some of the semen that is trapped there.
Oooooo.
I love that pearly gray color.
It means I'm turning you on.
Now scoop some of it with your finger and lick your finger clean.
Taste good? No?
Humiliating? Yes?
Good!
That will teach you to view animals doing things and laughing at them from outside their cages.
I wasn't just talking to you.
I was talking to the people that are gathering around the cave.
Uh-oh!
And they are getting a nice view of your ass!
Hopefully there isn't anybody who would recognize you.