That was of course not the end of it.
Only two weeks later I heard noises coming from the cupboard that sounded like your tiny baby dick receiving jerkies. I whispered to Marc that I suspected you had created a duplicate key for your chastity belt and were back to masturbating.
We pretended Marc was chasing me through the bedroom and I went in the direction of the cupboard. Suddenly I grabbed the handle and opened the cupboard.