"When I saw her, I knew she'd be perfect for my experiment. Here's a picture of her that was taken later for an article in Cosmetics magazine...."
"Anyway, her lips were just absolutely gorgeous, and she herself was incredibly cute and sexy. Guys would be killing each other to participate in the experiment if she was the one they got to kiss!"
"She needed an assistantship, and so she agreed to do the experiment for her thesis. Besides, she said she really liked kissing guys and always wanted to know how to improve that!"
"The only problem was that, at the time, I didn't have any money to pay her. So I worked out a deal that she could stay in our house, so at least she wouldn't have to pay rent..."
"I probably should have consulted Tom about this, but I didn't and just went ahead and did it."