Very good. I bet your shaft is just crying out to be touched. Is that what you want?
Well, put a few more drops of lube in your palm, and wrap it around your shaft at the base, and then pull it slowly upwards until it slides off the tip of your head. That's right... now do that again. Only upstrokes... no downstrokes.
Mmm... spread your legs wide, like mine, and keep up those long, slow upstrokes for two minutes, and then you may continue.