Ok, if you were a good boy keep stroking, if not you may now start to stroke.
Now turn around
Do you have the but plug/dildo in your ass (or something similar)
-Yes- Good boy, you may stroke faster.
-No- I suppose you are going to give us the same reason that you didnt get the email. Well that doesnt fly, go get a dildo and put in your ass, no lube. If you dont have one, then get dressed and go to the store and buy a dildo or butt plug. Make sure to wear it in your ass on the way home.