Tell me, are you wearing pink panties like I told you? If not, I want you to stop right now and not come back until you get some on. Buy new ones in the store, by youself. I want you in pink panties all summer - ALL THE TIME - got it? And ones with cute little girly patterns are a plus.
Also, did you bring the office tools I told you to? Well if not, get them NOW. I want you to have these things with you whenever you see me:
a stapler, tape, a capped pen, a marker, and post it notes.