Wow, that was fast ......... it was almost as if you had these tools all ready before I even got here.
Okay, so here is what we need to do first. I want you to find the middle of the rope or shoelace .... whatever we have here, and find the middle of it.
See .......... this is easy so far. Don't worry, I am not gonna have you turn your head and cough ....... at least not for a little while - hehe.
Now - you are going to wrap this around yourself just like I am doing or did to my last patient (which I happened to have taken a picture of - and is shown on the next page) just so that I can demonstrate how I need this test to start out.
Well - go ahead and ............