Dominated by Chance
Teardrops haven't been enough to earn permission. How about some other liquid drops for a few free roles? You can milk the cum out of your cock drop by drop. For each successful drop of sticky goo produced, you are allowed to roll a set of 2 dices. If they show the same amount of eyes (e.g. 3-3) you finally earned permission to have that orgasm. I don't care if you stick a vibrator up your ass to milk your prostate or if you just stimulate yourself until you get the precum flowing. Just give me that nasty cum, drop by drop.
You can do this as long as you want, or as long as you have some liquid left in your balls. Whatever you do, you must not have an orgasm unless those dices show the same number.
If you decide to resign, you can continue. I have a few more ideas for you.