Dominated by Chance
Still here? Lets see what else you can do for me. I would really love to see you suffer for me. Are you prepared to take some pain? Great, I thought so. Get a spoon or a brush or something similar hard to slap your balls with. Grip your balls tight at the base of your sack with the left hand and pull them as far from your body as possible. Stretch them good. Now take the spoon or whatever you found and smack your balls hard. HARD!
Great, that's what I want to see.
Oh, you want to roll some dice? OK, you can roll a set of 5 dices for every tear you shed in the process. If at least 4 of them show the same number (e.g. 1-1-1-4-1), you are allowed to cum.
What do you say? You haven't shed enough tears to get a fair chance? Well, than you haven't slapped those balls hard enough... But I have some pity with you. For every 20 hard smacks you can roll an additional set of 5 dices. But no more than 3 sets can be earned that way! Spanking your balls more often than 60 times will only help you cry but doesn't earn any extra rolls.