Hello there, my name is Chrissy, and I know exactly why you are here.
You are thinking that through some silly task you will earn the right to see my body.
Here's the news: You aren't worth it, and I'm not in the mood to show off today.
Don't just sit there, get hard. Do whatever it takes, but I want you to be as hard as possible before you move on.
Once you've toppled that feat (congratulations, you are just like every other male) then you can continue.