Female Supremacy College
"I want you to hit your balls for me." [Smack your balls 10 times.]
"Good boy. Ballbusting is an important part of Female Supremacy, because it reminds you that you are inferior by design. It reminds you that instead of a beautiful vagina, you have two painful balls and a filthy cock. And it reminds you that ANY woman can break you whenever she wants!"
"This course will help you to learn that ballbusting is a great thing for men as well as women, because it reminds you that there is nothing you can do about it - you just need to accept your natural, biological inferiority. You need to embrace the fact that you have been designed so that women can control you, and so it is your unavoidable destiny to serve!"
"That reminds me. Whenever you say or hear the word 'GODDESS', you should always smack yourself in the balls 3 times as a sign of respect, because it shows that you acknowledge your inferiority. It is important that you don't forget this gesture, or you may end up offending a GODDESS..." She waits for you to hit yourself. "...and offending a GODDESS is the last thing you want to do."
"Good boy. Give your GODDESS another 200 strokes."
"Now, we have to set up a couple of variables which you will need throughout the course. First, measure your cock (rounding down to the nearest inch) and write down the length, you'll need to know it. Next, you will need to keep a running total of your failings. These are 'black marks' and you will incur them if you do stupid things during your classes. And since all boys are natural failures, you start off with some free ones!"
[Roll 2 dice, this is how many failings you start off with.]
"Now give your balls another beating - one punch for each failing and another one for every inch of your penis!"