"Enter."
"Come here and kneel before me", the Headmistress commands.
"I see you've passed the Female Supremacy exam - well done! You've learnt about the natural supremacy of women. You've come to terms with your inherent envy - instead of fighting it, you've learnt to embrace it by worshipping the perfection of the female form. And you've learnt the true purpose of those things between your legs. Your penis is a tool for expressing and venting your envy and your testicles are a way for women to put you back in your place if you forget to respect them."
"However, before I award you your certificate, we have to address your many failings. All boys are failures, you can't help that, but you need to repent."