Female Supremacy College
"Get on your knees."
"Third, set the timer to 2 minutes and the metronome to 100. If you can kiss my legs and feet to that beat for the full time, you get 1 mark. Otherwise, you get 1 failing. Go."
"Sit back down."
"Fourth, set the timer to 2 minutes and the metronome to 60. Stare at my feet. If you can stroke at that beat without stopping for the full time, you get 1 mark. Otherwise, you get 1 failing. Go."
"Fifth, set the timer to 2 minutes and the metronome to 80. Stare at my feet. If you can stroke at that beat without stopping for the full time, you get 1 mark. Otherwise, you get 1 failing. Go."
"Sixth, set the timer to 1 minute and the metronome to 80. Stare at my feet. If you can smack your balls at that beat without stopping for the full time, you get 1 mark. Otherwise you get 1 failing. Also, if every smack doesn't hurt, you get an extra 1 failing! Go."
"Now you may rest." [Rest for 30 seconds.]