Female Supremacy College
"OK, let's see how you did on that first bit."
The first three sentences should read like this:
'A woman's brain is larger than a man's brain. Women are more intelligent and can multi-task.'
'Women are superior to men. A quick way to prove this is a kick in the balls.'
'All men are envious of women. Above all else, they envy the vagina.'
There are 3 marks available here, one for each. To get each mark, you need to have all 3 optional words correct and you must have the full line written out. For each mark you didn't get, add 1 failing.
If you wrote anything offensive about women, she will kick you in the balls [if so, smack your balls 10 times] and you will get 2 failings instead of 1.
Next, the two-sentence statement you memorized earlier was, 'Women are superior to men. Women are smarter, morally superior, more beautiful and more successful!' You will get 1 mark if you got it right.
Finally, your verbal lines. If you managed to do it first time with no mistakes, you get 2 marks. If you did it, but not on the first try, then you get 1 mark. If you failed to complete the task, add 1 failing.