Female Supremacy College
"Now let's address your stupidity!"
"Women are much smarter than men, we outperform you idiots at everything. Our brains are much bigger and we learn quicker because we're more intelligent. We think with our heads rather than with our genitals!" She kicks you in the balls when she says this. "We are better listeners, more empathetic, morally superior. We are better leaders and more successful at everything. We can multitask and are more versatile. The list goes on and on!"
"Oh, and of course our bodies are beautiful, unlike you hairy losers! We can make you retards do anything we want with only minimal effort! For example, slap yourself across the face for me!" [Slap your face hard.] "See!"
"Write 'Women are superior to men. Women are smarter, morally superior, more beautiful and more successful! GIRL POWER!'. Write it 20 times."
"When you have finished writing those lines, I want you to get on your knees and read them aloud. Read out all 20 lines, and when you read out 'GIRL POWER!' I want you to shout it and give yourself a good, hard punch in the balls at the same time!"
"Stay on your knees. I want you to gaze into my gorgeous blue eyes and edge for me. Quickly."
"Now I hope you memorized those lines that you read out, because I want you to say them out loud again. I want you to continue staring into my eyes and say that line 10 times - from memory! You don't need to say 'GIRL POWER!' or punch yourself. If you can't remember the words, add 1 to your failings, go back and read them aloud from the paper another 20 times, with punches, edge, then try again! And if you mess up the words or lose eye contact with me for even a second, you are to say all 10 again!"
"Well done, I'm glad you're learning! I bet those little nuts are starting to hurt, aren't they! I hope so! Now write 'I wish I had a vagina instead of my stupid balls.' 10 times."