"Go on then, worship my feet for 60 seconds. Look at how silky and soft they are! I want you to kiss them and lick them all over! Thank them for kicking your balls!"
"Now I want you to write 'Silky feet are meant for licking, stupid balls are meant for kicking!' 10 times."
"That's right! Stupid balls ARE meant for kicking!" She starts kicking you again, this time with both feet, one after the other.
[Smack your balls 20 times.]