"Okay I know what we'll do. Take that carrot out of your butt, coat it with Icy Hot and fuck your asshole with it. Make sure you push it in deep!"
== Wash the carrot thoroughly. Cover it in Icy Hot and then Fuck your asshole with it for 30 seconds. ==
~ She stares at you as you do this. You see her eyes glaze over, her jaw drops a little, her cheeks flush, and you can practically feel the increasing dampness between her legs. ~