Honey, you know how for months I told you I have been planning a special surprise for you?
Well it's finally here! Are you excited? It looks like you are excited from the bulge in your pants. Go ahead and strip down naked while I explain.
Well, you probably noticed that even though you are sleeping enough you always wake up tired recently. That's because I have been taking a hypnosis class and I have been hypnotizing you more and more deeply each night.
Oh you look worried? A little scared of what I might have put into your little brain?