The Small Penis Doctor
Now please sir, try to get a grip and understand that this isn't the end of the world. Just because your penis is minute, well, this does not mean that you can't find ways to please a woman. For instance, there is. . . what? I'm sorry, what was your question?
"Am I saying that size doesn't matter?"
Ah, well, I am afraid that it does. It is a simple matter of mechanics. Very scientific. A small penis will not fill a woman the way a large one will. It will not provide her with the same kind of friction, and so quite simply it will not be as pleasing.
In your extreme case, I'm afraid the lack of pleasure on her part would be profound. You are so small that she might not even be aware that you were inside her unless she looked down.
NOW NOW! There is no need for that. Listen, it is awkward to speak to you with my back turned. I'm going to turn back around, and I want you to look me in the eyes, do you understand?