The Small Penis Doctor
Here you go! Now go ahead and stare at me and stoke yourself till you become hard. Go on, don't be shy. I have done this many times and the result is often. . . what? What did you say?
OH! You are already hard?
[blushes in shock and embarrassment]
You say you have been hard since you took down your pants?
[looks between your legs and squints]
Ah, yes, I can see that now. You are, in fact, hard. Yes. That is as big as you get.
[clears her throat, and looks away for a moment, unable to meet your eyes, then looks back]
Well, alright sir. You came to me for honesty, and I'm afraid I must give you honesty. You have a very small penis. It is, I think, the smallest one I have ever seen, in my fifteen years in this practice. There is quite simply no way to sugarcoat this for you. You are tiny.
Now now! Don't cry!
Yes I understand. You can't meet my eyes anymore. I'll turn around. . .