[sudden half-suppressed giggle]
Oh dear! Uh excuse me, I am so sorry. I was just a bit . . . uh . . . caught off guard.
[stares at you between your legs, then clears her throat loudly]
Well, you came to me for honesty, and honesty you shall have. Your penis is, in fact, quite small. Tiny even.
NOW NOW! There is no need to fall apart.
First of all, let us consider the fact that you are flaccid. Many quite well endowed men appear small in an unaroused state.
Here is what we shall do. I will continue to disrobe in order to place you in a state of arousal. You will look at my body and stroke yourself to hardness. Then I will be able to judge your size more accurately.