The Small Penis Doctor
Now, I understand from your file that you were sent to see my by your regular psychotherapist. She says that you have a morbid fear that your penis is not of an adequate size to be pleasing to a woman. She writes that this fear is so great that it is disrupting your ability to have a normal sex life. She says that in your last session you became so agitated that you actually asked her for permission to lower your pants so that she could "check you out" -- your phrase -- and tell you once and for all if your fears were justified.
Of course, she explained that this would not be appropriate. But fortunately for you, I exist, with my special practice. You should know that most men suffer from this fear of yours from time to time, and most often their fears are utterly groundless.
[big, kind smile]
And so sir, without further ado, what you need to do now is pull down your trousers and your underpants, stand up straight before me, and let me give you my brutal honest opinion regarding the size of your male endowment.
Go on! Remember I am a professional, there is no need for shyness.