Do NOT allow that little thing to squirt young man!
Stroke it all you want, but DO NOT let it blast off.
Not until I tell you that you may. If you disobey me
I will take the wooden scrub brush to your bottom.
You REMEMBER the scrub brush don't you?
Such a long handle on it. Such a heavy oak head!
So much more powerful than just a hairbrush!
You remember the last time you got it, don't you?
When I caught you peeking over the fence at our
lady neighbor while she sunbathed nude?
You remember not wanting to sit down for a week after
I was done with you? GOOD!