Impatient College Girl
[sigh] Still holding on? I guess you think I should be impressed?
Actually I'm just annoyed. You are taking up too much of my time.
Besides, I know that if I actually allowed you to put that dinky inside me -- fat chance! -- you would explode instantly.
You're good for a whole minute or two when you're jerking, but let a real woman take pity on you and let you into her and you would only make a fool of yourself.
I'm right aren't I? I can see the look on your face! You know EXACTLY what I'm talking about don't you? Tell me little man, when it happened was she kind? Tell me, I want to know! Did she say comforting things to you?
After you helplessly shot your little load in two seconds flat and then lay there gasping and apologizing -- did she tell you it was "alright" and give you sweet talk?
[snort of disgust] She should have laughed in your face! Of course, that is what she was doing inside -- you know that don't you? Don't you, loser?
Oh, COME ON! Would you squirt you asshole? Hurry up!