[Loud snort of laughter]
Oh! My! God!
Well I guess I see now why you need to do THIS to get off!
Seriously, that is the smallest dick I've ever seen. Have you EVER had it in a woman? Ever pleased a woman with it? I really doubt it.
Maybe she took pity on you and faked it a little, but I'm sure you knew she only did it because she felt sorry for you. Felt sorry that you are such a pathetic excuse for a man.
Me, I don't feel the LEAST bit sorry for you. Not when my boyfriend has a cock that a stallion would envy. My God how he makes me scream when he pumps that log into me!
That's it loser. Think about my boyfriend's big horse cock and stroke. . . stroke. . .
. . . STROKE!