“Listen up for your next order, you worthless ass kisser! First I want you to stroke your cock for 1 minute to make sure it stays hard. Then, whilst staying on all fours at all times, I want you to go and fetch the following 3 things.
1. 10 clothes pegs
2. A roll of tape
3. Some icy-hot
And you’d better hurry up because I’m NOT a very patient person! Don’t keep me waiting.”