A night out
Your wife asked me to have you water the flowers at some point in the evening, so lets go ahead and get that out of the way right now.
Take that shoelace and tie up your balls really tight. yeah, just the balls, but leave between 4 to 6 inches of slack at the end. You guessed it, tie the bottle to the free end of the string.
Now go fill that bottle with water. No you cant use the hose, Im using it, you have to walk inside, fill the bottle then walk back out here. I want you to water all of your plants like that. The ones inside the house too.
Every time you have to fill the bottle though, I want you to walk differently
1) You may just walk
2) you must hop
3) you must skip
4) you must jog with "high knees"(I want your knees to hit your chest every step)
5) You either have a lot of plants, or a really small bottle, I want you to walk, but pick up the bottle and drop it from as high as it will go every 10 steps
6+) repeat number 5 but each time you must drop it 2 steps sooner so 6 would be 8 steps, 7 would be 6 steps etc
When you finish
Come back here with a full bottle with the lid on