Now with all of those clothespins on Do you think you can you bring yourself to an edge? If you are able to, you'll be allowed to take those clothespins off of your balls.
But wait, you can only use your feather to get to the edge, and you only have 3 minutes.
GO!!
(After 3 minutes or if you edge)
Did you edge?
Actually I don't care. Take the wooden spoon and hit all of those clothespins off of your sore balls with the spoon. OUCH!!!