So can you? Can you do anything right?
You've got the money. 250 Dollars?
You see, I don't think that's enough. I deserve perfection, because I am, perfect. I mean, look at me. My beautiful, lust filled, blue eyes. My pouty, soft, pink, lips. My silky soft skin. You want nothing more but to touch me, to feel me, to taste me. But that's simply not going to happen. Especially not now. You've really let me down slave. And to make up for this, $250 is simply not enough. How much more cash have you got?
$350? I guess it will have to do. You better be in the mood for some major grovelling.
And what about the rest?
Have you got the contract? Good. All signed? Good. You know this means that you are my property? Of course, I may decide not to keep you, and after your shoddy performance today slave, that is very likely!
And most importantly of all. Did you stop yourself from making a cummy-mess for the last week? Because if you can't do that, if you can't follow the most basic of orders, you better leave me that money and get out and never come back!