"Are you ready to try again?"
"Why don't you use both hands, pumping your shaft and squeezing those balls at the same time, okay, honey? I want to see a big, thick drop of pre-cum oozing out!"
"But you're almost out of time... the water feels pretty good on my feet now. So relaxing. I think I'm ready to get in, but I'll give you another couple of minutes to stare at me and work that leaky toy... You can do it! Strokey-strokey!" (giggles)